LISA is full of supernatural beings, weirdos, monsters, and just plain dumb people.
Do your best to collect them all to aid you on your quest. Good luck keeping them alive though...
NAME: Dick Richard Dickson
FIGHTING ART: XMA
PAST OCCUPATION: Unemployed
FAVORITE FOOD: Energy Drinks & Fast Food
MOST HATED THING: His Overbearing Parents
A burnout party guy in his 40's, Dick leeched off his Mother to survive. Now he 'role-plays' with his fellow Salvation Ranger pals.
NAME: Ajeet Mandeep
FIGHTING ART: Finger Poking
PAST OCCUPATION: Toll Booth Attendant
FAVORITE FOOD: Spicy Rice
MOST HATED THING: Cowards
Ajeet: the king of pointing fingers. Ajeet is strongly opinionated, he's not afraid to point fingers. In fact, Ajeet has pointed his finger so much, that it has gained supernatural powers.
FIGHTING ART: Primal Rage
PAST OCCUPATION: None
FAVORITE FOOD: Things found on the ground
MOST HATED THING: Suits and Ties
Beastborn was raised in the wild by animals. He can communicate with critters to help and aid him in battle. Because he can't speak, he has a hard time getting work.
NAME: Birdie Nash Hall
FIGHTING ART: Zui Quan
PAST OCCUPATION: Dock Worker
LIKES: Numbing the Pain
FAVORITE FOOD: Whiskey
MOST HATED THING: Being a Failure
Birdie Nash used to be the single father of his two boys, Joey and Jimmy. Joey died from an illness that couldn't be treated on a dock workers budget. Jimmy committed suicide shortly after. The death of his children drove Birdie to alcoholism.
NAME: Bovine Rotunda Wyatt
FIGHTING ART: The Sound of Music
PAST OCCUPATION: Street Performer
FAVORITE FOOD: Mom's Spaghetti
MOST HATED THING: Video Games
A man of simple means, he loves family and music. Bo has owned his one string guitar his whole life, yet he has very little talent.
FIGHTING ART: Pistoleer
PAST OCCUPATION: Nomad
FAVORITE FOOD: None
MOST HATED THING: Security & Comfort
NAME: Buffalo Van Dyke
FIGHTING ART: American Power Tackles
PAST OCCUPATION: Pro Football Player
LIKES: The Pride of the Game
FAVORITE FOOD: Steak
MOST HATED THING: Other Countries
An American Football star, he was adored by the people, but hated by officials due to his violent tendencies. He uncovered a secret league of businessmen controlling the outcome of the games. He was soon fired from his team and had his eye ripped out. He then retreated to the mountains to perfect his tackle.
FIGHTING ART: Street
PAST OCCUPATION: Hero to the Orphans
LIKES: The Fishmen
FAVORITE FOOD: Green Paste
MOST HATED THING: Child Abuse
Carp has gone by this name for as long as he can remember. Given his shaky past, he dedicated his whole life to helping the orphans at the Olathian Orphanage. He assumed that of a superhero to the children, although they did always poke fun at his fish head mask. He didn't care, it was his way of telling the kids to never fear being judged, and to follow the things that make you happy in life. After the flash, Carp lost his purpose. He figured it was pointless to give false hope to the kids. He left them in the care of Morrace Dinkle. to this day, nobody knows why he loves fish so much.
NAME: Clint Bart Olympic
FIGHTING ART: Tae Kwon Do
PAST OCCUPATION: Hustler
FAVORITE FOOD: Frozen Yogurt
MOST HATED THING: Nothing
In the past, Clint was a lowly criminal. He now holds the title for most handsome man left alive: a title that has gone straight to his head.
NAME: Crisp Jon Ladaddy
FIGHTING ART: Kenjutsu
PAST OCCUPATION: Taxi Driver
LIKES: Spending Time with Toby
FAVORITE FOOD: BBQ
MOST HATED THING: Bigotry
Crisp and Toby are lovers. Toby often questions why Crisp even wastes his time on him, but Crisp is very adamant about the fact that he loves him dearly. This aside, they make a great couple; Crisp will do anything for Toby.
NAME: Fardy Weslie Hernandez
FIGHTING ART: Childlike Frustration
PAST OCCUPATION: Truck Driver
LIKES: Road Trips Alone
FAVORITE FOOD: Country Fried Steak
MOST HATED THING: Bullying
Fardy values being out on the open road. He prefers to not wear a shirt. He likes the wind against his bare chest. He is habitually hated amongst his peers.
NAME: Frank "Fly" Minetti
FIGHTING ART: Cart-Based Attacks
PAST OCCUPATION: Accountant
LIKES: English Dubbed Anime
FAVORITE FOOD: Ramen
MOST HATED THING: Socializing
Frank hated his life, until he became "Fly". He based his new self off of a cool Sentai Anime he would watch. Fly is actually the uncredited founder of Garbage Island.
FIGHTING ART: The Power of the Pen
PAST OCCUPATION: Artist
FAVORITE FOOD: Gummy Candy
MOST HATED THING: Wasted Creativity
Garth is a wandering Pornographer, a school of people who research ancient ruins and try to interpret what exactly sexuality used to be like in the before times. He paints vivid tapestries of the glorious images. When he creates a true work of art, it calls out the deepest emotions from those around him, changing the course of battle. No matter the tools in his hands, from a piece of chalk and a big rock to the pointiest pencil and fine print paper, he'll work day and night to depict the pinnacle of erotic imagery.
NAME: Barry "Geese" Thompson
FIGHTING ART: Facial Strike Force
PAST OCCUPATION: School Teacher
LIKES: Looking cool in the eyes of others
FAVORITE FOOD: ???
MOST HATED THING: Not being the center of attention
Barry was known as Olathian's most notorious serial killer. His trademark was to peck his victims to death with his plastic beak mask. He then would leave rhymes he wrote on the body. Ironically, Geese tried to leave clues about his true identity in his rhymes; The only problem was, Geese is very uncreative and simple-minded. His poorly constructed clues misled police more than it aided them.
NAME: Harvey Alibastor
FIGHTING ART: Justice System
PAST OCCUPATION: Wasn't around in the past
LIKES: Messing with people
FAVORITE FOOD: Green Paste
MOST HATED THING: Humans
A lone Fishman raised by humans. Harvey grew up resenting his parents for forcing him to study so much. Harvey is a master of manipulation.
FIGHTING ART: Wizardry
PAST OCCUPATION: None
LIKES: Performing Magic
FAVORITE FOOD: Jerky
MOST HATED THING: His lack of knowledge
Jack grew up after the Flash. He lived on his own, traveling the sandy lands. One day he found an old magic kit. From this day forth, he became obsessed with magic. He hasn't completely grasped the mystic arts, because the instruction manual was missing from the kit.
NAME: Mad Dog
FIGHTING ART: Pure Violence
PAST OCCUPATION: ???
LIKES: Strong People
FAVORITE FOOD: Instant Noodles
MOST HATED THING: His Sons
It's hard to say what goes through this beady eyed man's head. He's known to be very strict on his two children. Rumor has it that Mad Dog killed his son, Mad Dog Jr. The reason being? Jr. wasn't worthy enough of passing on the Mad Dog name.
NAME: Nern Xiao Guan
FIGHTING ART: Gunman
PAST OCCUPATION: Librarian
LIKES: The view from his porch
FAVORITE FOOD: Whipped Cream
MOST HATED THING: Dale Spooner
The annoying neighbor next door. Blessed with the gift of gab, cursed by the same gift. His parents immigrated from China.
NAME: Olan Dan Hoyt
FIGHTING ART: Archery
PAST OCCUPATION: Vacuum Salesman
LIKES: Fine Whiskey
FAVORITE FOOD: Mixed Nuts
MOST HATED THING: Hangovers
An obliviously optimistic man. Olan had a decent family, a wife and two daughters. Often he would be found downing cocktails in the bar. Aside from that, he would be in his garage shooting targets. He neglected his family.
NAME: Ollie Olive Nickels
FIGHTING ART: Blind Firing
PAST OCCUPATION: Failed business owner
LIKES: Going to restaurants
FAVORITE FOOD: Lobsters Bisque
MOST HATED THING: Sweat drying to his skin
Ollie has dipped his toes in every business imaginable. He has also failed in every business imaginable. Not much more can be said about this sweaty man.
NAME: Percy Pete Monsoon
FIGHTING ART: None
PAST OCCUPATION: Children's Tee Ball Coach
LIKES: Comic Books
FAVORITE FOOD: Instant Noodles
MOST HATED THING: Confrontation
NAME: Queen Dianne Roger
FIGHTING ART: Bludgeoning
PAST OCCUPATION: Lounge Singer
LIKES: Giving People Self Confidence
FAVORITE FOOD: Ribs
MOST HATED THING: Excuses
A straight-shooting crossdresser, Queen Roger was outcasted as a child for his feminine behavior. This ultimately is what has given him such a thick skin. Even before the apocalypse, he has been known to kill people.
NAME: Rage Ironhead
FIGHTING ART: Lucha Headbutting
PAST OCCUPATION: Luchador Hero
LIKES: Listening to Music
FAVORITE FOOD: Green Chile
MOST HATED THING: Wasted Time
The founder of Ironhead Lucha Libre. He lives to soar. Although he is a hit with the ladies, his only true love in life is the ring.
NAME: Rooster Dean Coleman
FIGHTING ART: Ya Quan
PAST OCCUPATION: Farmer
FAVORITE FOOD: Scrambled Eggs
MOST HATED THING: Technology
A simple farmer. As a youngster, Rooster was very lonely and his only friends were the family chickens. He grew up only associating with chickens, causing him to be the man he is now.
FIGHTING ART: Homeless Hatred
PAST OCCUPATION: Unemployed
FAVORITE FOOD: Any
MOST HATED THING: Cold Weather
RT has no problem living in this new world. This type of living is nothing new to the hardened hobo. Although being driven insane long ago, he still is more than capable of surviving the apocalypse.
NAME: Otto Shipman "Shocklord"
FIGHTING ART: Botched Pro Wrestling
PAST OCCUPATION: Sports Entertainer
LIKES: Figure Collecting
FAVORITE FOOD: Cheeseburgers
MOST HATED THING: Letting people down
An incredibly powerful Sports Entertainer. His tragic debut has kept him in a perpetual state of failure. This keeps him from unlocking his true potential. Shocklord may never recover from his horrific Sports Entertainment debut.
NAME: "Sonny" Dave Backluwitz
FIGHTING ART: Shoot Wrestling
PAST OCCUPATION: Pro Wrestler
LIKES: Harvey, his only friend
FAVORITE FOOD: Mashed Potatoes
MOST HATED THING: Cucumbers
A former heel pro-wrestler with the gimmick of taking orders from a huge Blue Heeler/Great Dane mix named Harvey, Sonny was forced into early retirement when it became abundantly clear that his schizophrenia and violent tendencies were far more kayfabe than anyone figured. Now a homeless, jittery, violent mess. Sonny wanders the lands, his only possession his yellow trunks and boots, and the pelt of the long-dead Harvey, which Sonny can still be heard murmuring to and arguing with. Sonny is violent, unstable and delusional. Conversations with him inevitably twist into surreal stream of consciousness rants, with only coherent comments going to Harvey's pelt.
NAME: Terry Rupert Hintz
FIGHTING ART: Di Tang Quan
PAST OCCUPATION: Freeloader
LIKES: Writing in his journal
FAVORITE FOOD: Pizza
MOST HATED THING: Being alone
The Almighty Lord of Hints. Loved by countless fans. He didn't want all his fame to go to his head, so Terry left his fans in search of a more enriching life. This is when he found Brad.
NAME: Lincoln Townsend "Tiger Man"
FIGHTING ART: Qing Shu
PAST OCCUPATION: Wushu Player
LIKES: Strong Fighters, Kung Fu Movies
FAVORITE FOOD: Beef Fried Rice
MOST HATED THING: Weaklings
Lincoln lived in the Ghettos of Olathe his whole life. He grew up idolizing the heros in martial arts movies. He was fortunate enough to find an authentic Wushu instructor in his neighborhood. The harshness he endured is what most would consider child abuse, but to him it was a way of life. This training is what molded him into the no-nonsense, fight-hungry monster he is today.
NAME: Yazan Barghouti
FIGHTING ART: Arabian Sabre
PAST OCCUPATION: Wonderer
FAVORITE FOOD: Cat Food
MOST HATED THING: Animal Cruelty
A wandering vagabond drifting from place to place, looking for a far off land rumored to be a sanctuary where cats thrive. Whether this place truly exists is not at all certain, however the vagabond continues to journey onward; looking for the paradise where Katherine can live safe.